Curse

Zahr Dalsk · Mar 22, 2008, 12:28 AM // 00:28

I like when the Envoys claim that we owe them something for rezzing us. Seriously, wtf?

Hailfall · Mar 22, 2008, 01:18 AM // 01:18

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Originally Posted by Kusandaa

Dunham: "I think that plant just licked its lips." I about rolled on the floor when I first saw that one.

Vekk: "... and I'm all out of mossgum". I NEVER catch what he says before, but that cracks me up so much...

Thats actually Gwen that says it.. not Vekk

Kerwyn Nasilan · Mar 22, 2008, 01:23 AM // 01:23

Anything Palawa Joko says
/threadwin

Miriel · Mar 22, 2008, 01:31 AM // 01:31

Vael: I think I will dress as a peasant today. Or a peasant's daughter.

bamm bamm bamm · Mar 22, 2008, 01:32 AM // 01:32

"Let me rip his limbs off. He'll still be able to tell us afterwards." - Zhed

Zahr Dalsk · Mar 22, 2008, 01:42 AM // 01:42

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Originally Posted by Kerwyn Nasilan

Anything Palawa Joko says
/threadwin

QFT

Palawa is awesome and we had better be able to serve him in Guild Wars 2 when we reach Elona.

Taurucis · Mar 22, 2008, 01:45 AM // 01:45

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HHHHRAAHAAAAAAAAAAAWR

~Mallyx the Unyielding

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Hrrrrk!

~Random Margonite

Those are my favorite ingame quotes.

Moral55 · Mar 22, 2008, 01:46 AM // 01:46

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Herta:
"Yup. You tried to hit me, and failed miserably. The lesson here is: never try."
""Join the Sunspears," they said. "See exotic lands, meet new and interesting people... and kill them." That's what sold me."

Simpson's and Star Ship Troopers references are the best.

Darkobra · Mar 22, 2008, 01:49 AM // 01:49

Vekk: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Vekk: "My friend, you're as jumpy as a dredge in a room full of rubber balls."
Vekk: "You give a new meaning to the term "counter-intelligence.""
Vekk: "Choke on that, physics!"
Vekk: "I win. you die. Do you need any more lessons on inevitability?"
Vekk: "Well, it looks like this is the end of the world. Open warfare... with idiots."

He's just full of pwnage.

Jynxx · Mar 22, 2008, 02:03 AM // 02:03

Danika in Arborstone- "Lyssa be Damned!" That one has been cracking me up for over a year. It's a combination of her tone of voice and how lady-like she looks that makes it hysterical!

tmr819 · Mar 22, 2008, 02:10 AM // 02:10

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Originally Posted by Kusandaa

Dunham: "I think that plant just licked its lips." I about rolled on the floor when I first saw that one.

Vekk: "... and I'm all out of mossgum". I NEVER catch what he says before, but that cracks me up so much...

FYI, this is what wiki says about the "mossgum quote" (which Gwen uses):

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The Quote "...And I'm all out of moss gum." is a popular reference to the movie "They Live" in which the main character says, "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum." This line was also voiced in Duke Nukem 3D by the titular character as "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!". Duke Nukem 3D also sourced the line from "They Live", but it is unknown which of the two inspired Gwen's

I though it was kind of interesting.

"They Live" was a fun movie.

Avarre · Mar 22, 2008, 02:11 AM // 02:11

Everyone has a hobby. Let me guess, yours is failure.

Master of Whispers.

Zahr Dalsk · Mar 22, 2008, 02:54 AM // 02:54

"There are a million ways to kill a man. This is number 362."

- Master of Whispers

RedNova88 · Mar 22, 2008, 02:55 AM // 02:55

I love Mad King Thorn and all of his jokes.

"How are a Paragon and a drunkard alike?"
"Both like to shout at strangers and run around without any pants."

A11Eur0 · Mar 22, 2008, 03:01 AM // 03:01

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Originally Posted by Moral55

Simpson's and Star Ship Troopers references are the best.

Try Full Metal Jacket.

Voltaic Annihilator · Mar 22, 2008, 03:09 AM // 03:09

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Originally Posted by RedNova88

I love Mad King Thorn and all of his jokes.

"How are a Paragon and a drunkard alike?"
"Both like to shout at strangers and run around without any pants."

That made me laugh so hard

I almost hit my head on my computer desk -.-

Tatyana K · Mar 22, 2008, 03:16 AM // 03:16

There are a million ways to kill a man. This is number 362.
Master of Wispers

Whoever taught you to fight wasted his time.
Zhed Shadowhoof

Honor! Valor! Death...! Hey, I don't like that last one.
Epic battle! Heroic climax! And... applause! Where's the applause?
Um... Is that real blood?
Norgu

To hell with you, and tell Shiro I said hello.
Zenmai

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with until you understand who is in command!
Pyre Fierceshot

Necromancy's just another way of asking someone to stick with you. Whether they want to or not
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from
There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh
Livia

Kumu Honua · Mar 22, 2008, 03:36 AM // 03:36

I like "Do you like my fish baloon?...Can you hear it singing to you?..." when you are possessed =)

gone · Mar 22, 2008, 03:49 AM // 03:49

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Originally Posted by Boris De Pig

'Beware the HARvest CEREmony' from the crazy fortune teller that smokes 60 a day along with drinking a bottle of whiskey. In fact, all the conversations between her and Shiro just make me laugh every time I see them.

roffelgasm.

just how many times is it repeated.

Nevin · Mar 22, 2008, 04:09 AM // 04:09

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Originally Posted by Fluffy Butt

I dare people in Ice Caves of Sorrow to charge at the Mursaat and shout LEEEEROOOOY JIIIIKEEEEENS and we stand there and watch him/her die. So funny. (Of course we rez)

I'm intrigued by this, too many reasons to list.